“My behavior has been… I’m so sorry, Sir.  I’ll tender my resignation tomorrow.” “Unacceptable.” “I just can’t- This isn’t going to work.” “Are you trying to break up with me, Alicia?  You realize we’ve never been on a date.” “No, I wasn’t trying to imply-“ “Because it certainly sounded like you were.” “I just think it would be in our best interest if we never saw each other again.” “Not going to happen.” “You can’t stop me from resigning, Rowan.” “There are three things that Adam Rivers’ grandchildren have in common.  Great hair, full lips, and unwavering persistence.  Now suck up some of that Gryffindor courage I know you have, and I’ll see you at 8 tomorrow.” “Is that a dare, Sir?” “That’s a guarantee.  You don’t want me stalking you, Alicia.  I’m not as quiet about it as you were.  8am.  Don’t be late.”

“My behavior has been… I’m so sorry, Sir.  I’ll tender my resignation tomorrow.”

“Unacceptable.”

“I just can’t- This isn’t going to work.”

“Are you trying to break up with me, Alicia?  You realize we’ve never been on a date.”

“No, I wasn’t trying to imply-“

“Because it certainly sounded like you were.”

“I just think it would be in our best interest if we never saw each other again.”

“Not going to happen.”

“You can’t stop me from resigning, Rowan.”

“There are three things that Adam Rivers’ grandchildren have in common.  Great hair, full lips, and unwavering persistence.  Now suck up some of that Gryffindor courage I know you have, and I’ll see you at 8 tomorrow.”

“Is that a dare, Sir?”

“That’s a guarantee.  You don’t want me stalking you, Alicia.  I’m not as quiet about it as you were.  8am.  Don’t be late.”

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